Acrobatics

There is no longer any excuse for Chinese gymnasts to come home with anything less than the gold for the olympics. After hitting the Chaoyang theater for an acrobatics show, I don't know what the Chinese have been doing all this time anyway. Chinese gymnasts have historically had a problem with inconsistency. I say get rid of all of them and put the acrobats in their place. They can hit their set ever time, every night, night after night, with bright lights shining in their eyes. While balancing a bunch of spinning plates on a stick. 10.0.

And any country that can put 12 people on a bicycle and ride around can be the king of bicycles. Hands down. You win. I'll stop arguing now.